Got a visit from our friends Darron and Chelsea, who we haven’t seen since the accident because they live on the east coast. After seven months, it’s funny to “catch up” with someone for the first time. They hadn’t seen his stumps, and we all know how much Fener loves to show off his stumps.
Darron had the brilliant idea of actually measuring Nick to determine his new height. We had been wondering, and guessing, but never actually measured. Well, now we know. Nick used to be 5’11”, but is now a petite 4’8”. If you ask him, he’ll tell you he’s 4’8&1/4”. He needs every little bit he can get. So, I think that technically makes him a midget now. AWESOME!
I just Googled the height requirement to be considered a midget, and discovered it to be 4’10”. Nicks response? “Are you fucking kidding me? There are midgets taller than me now?”
(((Excuse me, it’s dwarfism, I know. And height isn’t the sole determining factor. Just let us have a little fun with this ok.)))
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